You can say anything you want when you talk to yourself...

How many blogs are there in the world? How many people sit in front of a computer and type away about crap either no one cares about, or that no one reads. I feel like my blog falls into the latter catagory. No one reads this. I can type whatever I want here, free of reprocussions. Here watch.

I frequently masturbate to beheading videos and fantasize about raping nuns.

Sometimes I pick up hitch hikers..... I wont disclose what part of the woods I drop them off in.

I like to swindle the elderly and use the money on hookers.

Sometimes I give tabs of acid inside a grilled cheese sandwich to homeless people.

I enjoy peeping on my neighbors when they have sex, or when he beats his wife. Either way I smile.

Kidnapping is more fun than murder, mostly because it involves brainwashing and isnt as messy.


Okay, so none of that shit is true (or is it?), but the fact that I can just put it up on the internet and someone may read it is kinda cool, but with all the other blogs full of crap out there... well, the chances are slim that anyone will actually find this stuff. If you do, please leave a comment.

Especially if you want to be kidnapped.